Constituents
790K
Left without representation.
MISSING
No explanation. No public appearances. No contact.
CASE #NJ07-2026
REP. THOMAS H. KEAN JR.
NJ-07 · UNITED STATES HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
| Missing Since | 2+ months No public in-district appearances |
| Last Known Location | Unclear. (His office isn't saying either.) |
| Explanation Given | None. |
| Contact Attempted | Staff screamed at reporters for asking. |
IF FOUND: RETURN TO NJ-07. 790,000 CONSTITUENTS WAITING.
1 MISSING CONGRESSMAN · 790K LEFT UNREPRESENTED · 8 LEVELS TO FIND HIM
Rep. Tom Kean Jr. represents 790,000 people in New Jersey's 7th district. He has not cast a House vote in 70+ days. He recently told reporters his prognosis is good and that he is running for re-election. He has not explained to his constituents why he left them unrepresented. He has never held a public town hall. He has not resigned — he has simply stopped showing up to do the job. Eight scenes. One navy suit. Find him.
▣ 8 LEVELS
▣ HINTS / LEVEL
▣ SPEEDRUN MODE
▣ MOBILE OK
Days Without a Vote
70+
Not a single House vote cast.
Explanations Given
0
Not a word. Not a statement. Radio silence.
Find Rate
100%
In our game. Anywhere else: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯